would never let a women kick my ass. if she does, i would be like HEY. get your...– Eric Cartman
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lifeaintafairytale: hellorandomstranger: wandporn: secretsikeep: illiejane: bonjourtristesse-: unconfessed: daydreamiing: hintofsarcasm: everythingharrypotter: Cassandra Crimsonchin … i like :) Perpetua Phoeinxfire …love my surname! Perpetua Phoeinxfire… HOLY WHAT IT’S THE SAAAAME. Violet La Veela … i sound like a magical prostitute. Bella the Beautiful. that’s not...
getting a laptop this weekend...
and it better happen otherwise ima cut my mamma
i DONT go to an Angles game with my parents, something exciting always happens to them…. for example my parents got the ticket upgrade to sit behind the Angels dugout and they got shown on the Jumbotrom… and two weeks ago they one free Ruby’s dinner meals
I keep loosing...
My plastic triangle i use as a straight edge for my homework… ive bought and lost three already X(
Lucky Charms are like the vampires of breakfast cereal. They’re magical,...– John Green
I'm not a fan of dogs wearing clothes but..
nursejoker: blahbittyblah: omg :’)
Me - "Oh look! There's Emily!"
David Junco - "Oh look, lets keep driving!"
I need Fiber so i can poop– My BFFl said this but she didnt want her name posted cause she’s a brat like that XD hehe
Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the...– Robert Brault (via kari-shma)
Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are.– Frank Sinatra. (via quote-book)
At the Hookah Lounge....
Yuzon: I really just want to tickle you right now Junco!
Muncy: No! you see that girl next to him?? He will end up beating the shit out of her with his leg is you tickle him!